Ohhai New York News Media!

Ohhai New York News Media!

Hello. Do you know us?
We’re a National Hockey League team.
But since we haven’t won the Cup in 18 years, no one gives us any recognition – not even in our home town.
That’s why we read the New York Daily News and the New York Post.
No matter how many points in first we are, it’s cool. You know, they keep us informed of how the Knicks are doing.
So if you’re looking to read about an average basketball team, subscribe to the New York daily rags.
Look at what it’s done for us. We still get no recognition…
…but we’re contenders now.
The New York Daily News and New York Post. Don’t read about hockey with them.

So all kidding aside, it’s nice to see the Rangers finally getting some backpage love in the New York daily papers. But really, what happened? Were the Knicks not playing last night? I guess we should just be thankful that Game 1 wasn’t tonight otherwise we’d be reading about the Yankees home opener instead. But that’s neither here nor there I guess. Moving on…

How about that game last night huh? Talk about opening night jitters! The boys looked a little tentative, Hank looked kinda shaky, and Ottawa looked like a pro hockey team! FOR THIRTY MINUTES! I know!!!

Then came the time out. Not too long after that came this:

Hi guys! Oh don’t mind me, I’m just going to put this right over there.


All in all it was a good win and should give the boys some confidence for Saturday. Keep the pressure on them and take a 2-0 lead back up to Ottawa. Keep the pressure on them boyos!

Next game – Saturday, April 14th at 7pm. MSG & NBCSports.

Oh and one more thing: