…Nikolai Zherdev’s $3.9M arbitraton award?
Jen C.: Wait. What? There’s hockey news?
Leedsy: Does this mean that we have to give back Gaborik?
Rocha: He’s going to need that for bail money once Larry Brooks releases the exclusive story that Zherdev killed Michael Jackson with his own bare hands.
Sed: Clearly he would’ve gotten more had he attended the meeting in person. I mean, what kind of professional actually uses a conference call to settle a business deal?!
Derek: I’m an enigmatic stockboy at Kroger. Can I get a raise, too?
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